Auditions for "The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant"

Welcome to auditions for "The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant" by Rainer Werner Fassbinder, directed by Matthew Paines, Auditions will be held at the NEW NoName Theatre Helsinki (Hietaniemenkatu 7B) on Saturday 24 February at 2 pm. Please note that you must register in advance in order to participate.

The PLAY
The five-act play, said to be Fassbinder’s version of “Death in Venice”, is completely played out in Petra’s ‘Kitsch und Kunst’ boudoir-cum-studio viz her relationships with and between the various women coming and going. Petra’s world is beautiful, and nothing unlovely is allowed, all must be perfect. But cupid shoots an arrow in her gears! Has Petra found love? Will it work out?

ACTING ROLES
Petra – Countess Petra von Kant (35) is a successful fashion designer- arrogant, caustic, and self-satisfied.
Marlene – The Maid. Androgynous, ageless, impressively bewigged and sensibly shod, this is a very challenging non-speaking role.
Sidonie – Sidonie von Grassenab (35) is Petra’s bestie and cousin, therefore another countess.
Karin – Karin Thimm (23) is a working-class ingénue who’s somehow inveigled this nest of minor nobility.
Valerie – The dowager countess Valerie von Kant, Petra’s disappointed mother.
Gabi – Gabriella Von Kant is Petra’s daughter, a cheeky schoolgirl (about 17-18).

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 8–19 May. Rehearsals will start asap in late February. The exact dates and times will be scheduled after casting on the basis of theatre and actor availability (within reason), but there will almost definitely be performances on 10, 11, 12, 17, 18 & 19 May.

HOW TO PREPARE
At the auditions, you'll perform some scenes from the play in pairs or small groups. More info about the characters and what scenes to prepare will be sent to registered participants a few days before the auditions. (So it's a good idea not to register at the last minute!)

YOU MUST REGISTER IN ADVANCE
You should be prepared to attend from 2–5 pm on Sunday 24 February, although the session may end earlier.

*** If you cannot attend then, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we'll see if we can find an alternative time.***

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 6 pm on Friday 23 February. (If you register after the deadline, you will still be able to attend, but you may not receive any preparatory information.)

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or scheduling issues.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (February 2024–February 2025) costs 40€ (standard) and 20€ (concessions).

Auditions for Short n Snappy #6

Welcome to open auditions at the NEW NoName Theatre Helsinki (Hietaniemenkatu 7B) on Sunday 18 February at 3:30–6:30 pm. (Please note that you must register in advance in order to participate.)

Short n Snappy #6 is a collection of five 10–25-minute short plays.

ACTING ROLES
There are a range of roles available for adult actors of all ages and genders.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 14–28 April. Rehearsals will start asap in late February. The exact dates and times will be scheduled after casting on the basis of theatre and actor availability (within reason), but there will almost definitely be performances on 19, 20, 21, 27 & 28 April.

HOW TO PREPARE
At the auditions, you'll perform some scenes from the plays in pairs or small groups. More info about the plays and what scenes to prepare will be sent to registered participants a few days before the auditions. (So it's a good idea not to register at the last minute!)

YOU MUST REGISTER IN ADVANCE
You should be prepared to attend from 3:30–6:30 pm on Sunday 18 February, although the session may end earlier.

*** If you cannot attend then, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we'll see if we can find an alternative time.***

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 2 pm on Saturday 17 February. (If you register after the deadline, you will still be able to attend, but you may not receive any preparatory information.)

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or scheduling issues.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (February 2024–February 2025) costs 40€ (standard) and 20€ (concessions).

Auditions for Short n Snappy #5

Welcome to open auditions at the NoName Theatre on Saturday 16 September at 1–4 pm. (Please note that you must register in advance in order to participate.)

Short n Snappy #5 is a collection of 10–20-minute short plays.

ACTING ROLES
There are a range of roles available for adult actors of all ages and genders.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 13 November–2 December. Rehearsals will start asap in September. The exact dates and times will be scheduled after casting on the basis of theatre and actor availability (within reason), but there will definitely be performances on 25 & 26 November and 1 & 2 December.

HOW TO PREPARE
At the auditions, you'll perform some scenes from the plays in pairs or small groups. More info about the plays and what scenes to prepare will be sent to registered participants a few days before the auditions. (So it's a good idea not to register at the last minute!)

YOU MUST REGISTER IN ADVANCE
You should be prepared to attend from 1–4 pm on Saturday 16 September, although the session may end earlier.

*** If you cannot attend then, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we'll see if we can find an alternative time.***

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 4 pm on Friday 15 September. (If you register after the deadline, you will still be able to attend, but you won't receive any preparatory information.)

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any scheduling issues.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2023–March 2024) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€ (concessions).

Auditions for "A Person of the Year"

Welcome to open auditions for our October production, A Person of the Year by Jarkko Mikkola, on Wednesday 7 June 2023. This dark, one-act comedy is set in the editorial offices of a lifestyle magazine. (Please note that you must book an audition time in order to participate.)

ROLES
There are six roles available for actors of all ages and genders.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
You must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 2–21 October 2023. Rehearsals will start in earnest in August, although the team may also meet up before then. (Please note that performance dates cannot be moved to accommodate actors' schedules.)

HOW TO PREPARE
You will receive a copy of the script when you register. There is nothing to prepare in advance. During the auditions, you will read some scenes with a partner after having some time to familiarise yourselves with the scene.

*YOU MUST BOOK AN AUDITION TIME*
If you cannot attend on Wednesday 7 June, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we'll see if we can find an alternative time.

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 10 pm on Tuesday 6 June.

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any issues with booking an audition time.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2023–March 2024) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€ (concessions).

Auditions for May/June productions

Welcome to open auditions for our May and June productions – Short 'n' Snappy #4 and A Person of the Year on Saturday 11 March between 12 noon and 4 pm. (Please note that you must book an audition time in order to participate.) Short 'n' Snappy #4 is a collection of six 10–20-minute short plays written by Zachariah Chamberlaine, Salomon Marttila, Emily Matthews, Jarkko Mikkola, Vladislav Nenchev & Matthew Paines. A Person of the Year is an approx. 60-minute, one-act play written by Jarkko Mikkola.

ROLES
There are a range of roles available for actors of all ages and genders.

BACKSTAGE CREW
If you’re interested in tech operation, stage management or other backstage tasks, please contact the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.).

AVAILABILITY
For Short 'n' Snappy, you must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in the period 15–26 May. For A Person of the Year, you must be available for all of the final rehearsals and performances in early to mid-June. (NB There is still a fair amount of flexibility in setting the performance dates for A Person of the Year.) Rehearsals will start on 1 April, and will be scheduled after casting on the basis of theatre and actor availability (within reason). Performance dates cannot be moved to accommodate actors' schedules.

HOW TO PREPARE
There is nothing to prepare in advance. During the auditions, you will read some scenes with a partner after having some time to familiarise yourselves with the scene.

*YOU MUST BOOK AN AUDITION TIME*
You should be prepared to audition from 12–16 on Saturday 11 March at the NoName Theatre. However, depending on how many people sign up, we may split the auditions into slots. We will confirm the exact timings with those who have registered on Friday 10 March. If you cannot attend on Saturday 11 March, please fill out the form anyway asap, and we see if we can find an alternative time.

AUDITON FORM
Please fill out THIS FORM by 10 pm on Friday 10 March.

CONTACT
Please email the producer (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) if you have any general queries or any issues with booking an audition time.

PAYMENTS
Please note that the Finn-Brit Players is an amateur theatre company and this is not paid work but an opportunity for actors to practice their hobby. If cast, you will have to be a member of the society to participate in the production. Annual membership (April 2023–March 2024) costs 35€ (standard) and 14.50€ (concessions).