The Neighbours

Neighbors imageThe Neighbors is a simple yet raucous and quick-paced comedy that pokes fun at the shortcomings of modern technology and the people who furiously cling to it. An up-and-coming middle-class family intends to move up the social ladder by inviting their neighbours over for a friendly gathering where they can show off their hi-tech house that is completely run and controlled by a single artificial intelligence unit: Dexter.

As Dexter begins to develop a thought process of its own, the rather dim-witted characters begin to be outsmarted by Dexter and lose focus. Soon enough their initial dignified disposition begins to disintegrate as the facade of their well-planned technological reality begins to crack and show its true, unreliable nature. In the most mundane modern-day setting, The Neighbors will take you on a side-splitting out-of-control downhill ride until the only thing left is utter absurdity.

 Written & directed by H. Sven Fernandez

CAST
Kenneth – Paul McGuire
Aurora – Charlotte Riley
Catherine – Delphine Laniesse
Bob – Leben Norrie
Wilbur – Joe Konderla
Daisy – Sarah Puukka
The Maid – Sontra Samela
v.o. Dexter – H. Sven Fernandez

UNDERSTUDIES
Manthoula Bountri, Regina Comi, Pauliina Myllyntaus & Alexis Quintana Sainz

CREW
Light design – Timo Karppinen
Photography – Anni Taponen

PERFORMANCES at the NoName Theatre
Weds 8 March at 8 pm
Fri 10 March at 8 pm
Sat 11 March at 6 pm & 8 pm
Sun 12 March at 3 pm
Weds 15 March at 8 pm
Fri 17 March at 8 pm
Sat 18 March at 6 pm & 8 pm
Sun 19 March at 3 pm

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 16.00€ – standard admission
 12.80€ – Concessions (students, retired, military/civil service, unemployed)
 12.80€ – FBP, FINNBRIT, MEETUP & Internations members

  Available from our Holvi store

SCHEDULE
The doors will open 30 minutes before the start. Please arrive in good time – due to the setup of the stage the doors will be locked at the start of the show and latecomers cannot be admitted.

HOW TO FIND US
The door to the theatre is the first wooden door to your left right after you go through the black metal gate at Korkeavuorenkatu 17. The doors will open half an hour before the advertised start time of the show. Pls follow the signs/posters.

ACCESSIBILITY
The entrance is down a long flight of stairs and there's no elevator or stairlift.

Autumn/Winter 2022 at the NoName Theatre

  

Faces at an Exhibition
– poetry and music from Rebecca Clamp, Hans Wessels & Adrian Goldman

Two nights only at the NoName Theatre on Sunday 3 July & Monday 15 August 2022 at 7 pmPresented by The Finn-Brit Players. Read more about Faces at an Exhibition

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Spice-of-Life Variety Show

One performance at the NoName Theatre on Saturday 20 August 2022 at 6 pmPresented by the improv troupe Loud Visual. Read more about Loud Visual and the Spice-of-Life Variety Show.

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Naughty Shakespeare Evening
– by various artists

One performance at the NoName Theatre on Saturday 17 September 2022 at 7 pm. Presented by The Finn-Brit Players. Read more about the Naughty Shakespeare Evening.

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The Flower Girl
– by H. Sven Fernandez

Performances at the NoName Theatre on 21, 23, 24, 25, 28 & 30 September and 1 October 2022. Presented by The Finn-Brit Players. Read more about The Flower Girl.

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The Anastasia File
– by Royce Ryton

Performances at the NoName Theatre on 5–9 October 2022 at 7pmPresented by Soup Troupe. Read more about The Anastasia File.

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Macabre Morsels
– a collection of short 'n' spooky plays

Performances at the NoName Theatre on 28–31 October 2022. Presented by SATD and The Finn-Brit Players. Read more about Macabre Morsels.

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Improv Show
– by Loud Visual ft. 25 Chocolates & Salaiset Ansiot

One performance at the NoName Theatre on Saturday 12 November 2022 at 6 pmPresented by the improv troupe Loud Visual. Read more about Loud Visual and their monthly Improv Show.

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Hogfather
– by Terry Pratchett, adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs

Performances at the NoName Theatre on 18–20, 23–27 and 30 November 2022. Presented by The Finn-Brit Players. Read more about Hogfather.

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My Dog's Got No Nose
– by Ron Aldridge

Performances at the NoName Theatre on 3–10 December 2022 at 7 pm. Presented by The Really Small Theatre Company. Read more about My Dog's Got No Nose.

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UPCOMING AUDITIONS
See our spring/summer 2023 programme for more information

WORKSHOPS
More workshops will be announced in 2023

CURRENTLY OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS
Inkubator – open deadline 

Hogfather

Hogfather facebook event imageOur story begins the night before Hogswatch, the last night of the year. Yet instead of the Hogfather, it's Death who's creeping down chimneys with presents and trying to say "Ho Ho Ho".

The Auditors of Reality have been plotting again, and have hired the Assassin's Guild to eliminate the Hogfather in a more creative way than usual. And it's down to Susan – gothic governess and Death's granddaughter – to sort everything out by morning, otherwise there won't be a morning....

Hogfather
 is based on Terry Pratchett's popular Discworld novel of the same name, and was adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs.

Directed by Zach Chamberlaine.

CAST
Narrator – Derryn Marsh
Auditors of Reality – Stina Halmetoja, Pauliina Munukka & Charlotte Riley
Lord Downey – Timothy Gilbert
Mr Teatime – Tom Gilder
Medium Dave – Mikael Kivimäki
Banjo – Branislav Đakovic 
Chickenwire – Johan Bolin
Susan Sto Helit – Emily Matthews
DEATH – Tomi Andersson
Albert – Paul McGuire
Ridcully – David Rogers
Stibbons – Salomon Marttila
Sideney – Nicola Bagalá
Voice of the Hex – Anastasia Diatlova
Bilious – Leben Norrie
Violet Bottler – Anastasia Diatlova
The Tooth Fairy – Olga Zamurović
Castle Guard – Pauliina Munukka
Charlie – Charlotte Riley
Corporal Nobbs – Timothy Gilbert
Lance-Constable Humpeding – Tasha Tolmcheva
Ms Crumley – Fredrika Fellman
Drumknott – Stina Halmetoja
Mrs Gaiter – Olga Zamurović
Gawain Gaiter – Nicola Bagalá
Twyla Gaiter – Raili Coogan
Sir Geoffrey – Paul McGuire
Guest – Fredrika Fellman/Tasha Tolmcheva
Virginia Prood – Raili Coogan
Toymaker – Salomon Martilla

CREW
Producer – Zach Chamberlaine
Stage Managers – Rick Joosten & Riikka Faucher
Lighting design – Timo Karppinen
Sound design – Matthew Wooller
Tech operator – Vladislav Nenchev
Photography – Anni Taponen

PERFORMANCES at the NoName Theatre
Fri 18 Nov at 7pm
Sat 19 Nov at 7pm
Sun 20 Nov at 2 pm
Weds 23 Nov at 7pm
Thurs 24 Nov at 7pm
Fri 25 Nov at 7pm
Sat 26 Nov at 7pm
Sun 27 Nov at 2 pm
Weds 30 Nov at 7pm

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 20€ – standard admission
 16€ – Concessions (students, retired, military/civil service, unemployed)
 16€ – FBP, FINNBRIT, MEETUP & Internations members

 Tickets are available HERE

 

This amateur production is brought to you in arrangement with Bloomsbury Publishing Plc.

Macabre Morsels

Are you ready for a night of fright?

Stop All The Downloadin' Productions and the Finn-Brit Players are dying with excitement to bring to you Macabre Morsels, an evening of four original English-language one-act plays and a never-before-seen illusion.

Why is an FBI agent interrogating a man dressed as Santa Claus? Would you like to be haunted? Is there anything that can’t be turned into a sitcom? Why are first impressions so deadly important? Believe me, you’ll be horrified to find out.

 

mrs claus imageMRS. CLAUS
written & directed by Leben Norrie

Special Agent Samantha Johnson – Maggie Knorr
Nicolas Saint-Nicolas – Salvador Esparza
Detective Jerry Vance – Rick Joosten

Halloween is the last night that Detective Jerry Vance wants to be spending holed up with some costumed idiot. But he has little choice when the FBI make requests. SA Samantha Johnson is certain that this man holds the key to blowing the whole case wide open. A case involving dozens of missing women. Will the truth be more terrifying than either she or Jerry could ever imagine? Is there a hidden, darker side to Santa Claus.

 

Thirty Seconds imageTHIRTY SECONDS
written & directed by Zachariah Chamberlaine

Jay – Zach Chamberlaine
John – Todd Elliott
Kyle – Tom Gilder

Would you want to be haunted? If so, I bet you’d want a real legend of a ghost – with lots of fascinating stories, secrets from history, and epic haunting tricks! And that’s exactly what Jay wants. Yeah, good luck with that....

 

dead with benefits imageDEAD WITH BENEFITS
written & directed by Leben Norrie

Jeff – Todd Elliott
The Stranger – Markus Jokinen
Additional voices – Leben & Hanna Norrie

Join us tonight on everyone's favourite sitcom Dead with Benefits. Fan favourite Jeff, your friendly neighborhood necrophile, finds out first hand that if something is too good to be true, it's because it is. Is love being laid out for Jeff? Will this unexpected meet-cute be just what Jeff needs? Dead with Benefits is filmed in front of a live studio Audience.

 

KILLER FIRST IMPRESSIONS
written & directed by Salvador Esparza

Margaret –  Maggie Knorr
Elizabeth – Charlotte Riley
Suzanne –  Sofia Ekebom

In a world where the pressure of making a good first impression is simply brutal, the sharp and young Elizabeth is found sitting at the best restaurant in town. She eagerly awaits the arrival of her date for the evening – the woman about town, Margaret. Impeccably dressed and ready to impress, will Elizabeth win over the fiery Margaret at this high stakes dinner? A sip of Bordeaux here, a little trickle of philosophy there, with just a dash of personal tragedy and we have the answer to the burning question: will Elizabeth get what she really wants...

 

THE QUANTUM CHAMBER
– a never-seen-before illusion

 

CREW
Producers – Salvador Esparza & Leben Norrie
Lighting design – Timo Karppinen
Sound design – Matthew Wooller
Tech operator – Magdalena Grajcar
Publicity – Sophie Michaud & Maggie Knorr

PERFORMANCES at the NoName Theatre
Fri 28 Oct at 7pm
Sat 29 Oct at 7pm
Sun 30 Oct at 7 pm
Mon 31 Oct at 7pm

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 20€ – standard admission
 16€ – Concessions (students, retired, military/civil service, unemployed)
 16€ – FBP, FINNBRIT, MEETUP & Internations members

 Available HERE from our Holvi store

 

CONTENT WARNING
Please be advised that Macabre Morsels includes the following: adult language, gore, violence, blood, weapons/guns and references to sexual assault, necrophilia, and murder

SCHEDULE
The doors will open 30 minutes before the start. Please arrive in good time – due to the setup of the stage, latecomers cannot be admitted.
While we welcome guests of all ages to our shows, we recommend parents or guardians of children under the age of 16 to consider their comfort level with the content warning associated with this production.

HOW TO FIND US
The door to the theatre is the first wooden door to your left right after you go through the black metal gate at Korkeavuorenkatu 17. The doors will open half an hour before the advertised start time of the show. Pls follow the signs/posters.

Naughty Shakespeare Evening

Join us for a Shakespearean-themed evening of fun, surprises and just a touch of seriousness!

Experience our two original, and unique, short plays by playwrights Matthew Paines and Angela Gatti. Will you survive the dangerous, sharp guillotine act performed by Jo Hadley? Or, just come to enjoy various sonnets by the great master himself, William Shakespeare.

PERFORMANCE IS FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!
WHEN: Saturday, 17 September from 19.00 to 21.30
VENUE: NoName Theatre, Korkeavuorenkatu 17, 00130 Helsinki

FEATURED
Sonnet 130 by William Shakespeare – John Leo
• Balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare – Lauri Kivi-Koskinen & Alexandra Sanda
Kiss her Kate - written by Matthew Paines
Sonnet 18 by William Shakespeare – John Leo
The “Head Chopping” Guillotine Extravaganza - written and performed by Jo Hadley
• Gravedigger scene from Hamlet, by William Shakespeare – John Leo & Esteri Hellgrén
To Be or Not to Be soliloquy from Hamlet, by William Shakespeare – Lauri Kivi-Koskinen
Macbeth – written by Angela Gatti

shakespeareKISS HER KATE
Kate 1 – Esteri Hellgrén
Kate 2 – Alexandra Sanda
Pete Ruukio – Matthew Paines
Written and directed by Matthew Paines

MACBETH
Cook and Witch – Jessica Calonius
Maid – Esteri Hellgrèn
Valet and Impersonator – Abel Millán
Statesman – Jo Hadley
Macbeth – Matthew Paines
Written and directed by Angela Gatti

Naughty Shakespeare Evening produced and directed by Alexandra Sanda

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 12€ – standard admission
 9.60€ – Concessions (students, retired, military/civil service, unemployed)
 9.60€ – FBP, FINNBRIT, MEETUP & Internations members

 Available HERE in our Holvi store.