A WARNING TO THE PUBLIC.
According to an anonymous tip-off from clarinetist John Millar, poets from the organisation known as The Finn-Brit Players are expected to strike on THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 17 & 24 at 7 p.m.
Emblem found on site of previous incidents
They are threatening another hour-long programme of poignant poetry, humorous dialogues and captivating short stories accompanied by a volley of clarinet blasts. This manifesto is being published under the sinister moniker Lives & Deaths.
Don't allow FREE ENTRANCE to this establishment to entice you into danger.