Do you know what they call douchebags in France? Edwins! Meet Edwin, as played by the not-as-douchey Dish M. Eldishnawy. (Sorry, inside joke, it’ll make some sense after you watch the show, we promise.)

When asked what his favorite line as Edwin was, Dish reports back with the tantalizing: “I don't know how I ended up tumbling in the sheets with her last night.” Neither do we, Dish, neither do we.

Dish’s favorite moment in the show is also one that is only being described by the cast as the post-coital clarity moment (but, you know, in more commoner vernacular).

When having to reflect on what Edwin’s ideal hotel stay would be, Dish reports that this character (that is colloquially known as “the assh#%!”) thinks you can’t go wrong with an Airbnb! You can pull the classic "Let's go back to my place and stay overnight". Discreet, easy to escape in the morning, more romantic than a hotel room, and impossible to find for those stalker crazy chicks.

Now, our Edwin is more than just a hotheaded man who objectifies women. He could also be creative. If he were to write his own erotic novel, he would call it: The Invisible Stallion inspired by The Invisible Hood superhero fiction! Imagine if you could end the night by literally disappearing! Spoken like a true gentleman.

Overall, what would Edwin rate his experience at the Hollydae’In: Are you seriously asking that question? (Insert Expletives)! 0/5.

Photo: Jaakko Nikkilä
Text: Salvador Esparza & Dish M. Eldishnawy

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