Placed in Moscow, Idaho, a 600lb (270kg) online-expository writing teacher, Charlie, hides away in his apartment, and slowly eats himself to death to the detriment of everyone around him. Desperate to reconnect with his long-estranged daughter, Ellie, he reaches out to her, only to find a sharp-tongued and wildly unhappy teen.
Liz – Mid 30s female-presenting
Elder Thomas – Late teens/early 20s male-presenting
Ellie -–17 year old, female-presenting
Mary – 30s–50s female-presenting
The role of Charlie has already been cast.
We will be running auditions for this May production on January 4-5 (10am-3pm). Each individual audition will run for 20 minutes and you must sign up for an audition slot by filling out the GOOGLE FORM HERE
We will provide sides at the audition, so no preparation is necessary.
The show is currently set to run for 8 performances 8–11 and 15–18 May at the NoName Theatre.
Please be aware that this production will require upwards of 200 hours of rehearsal between January and May – this is an approximate maximum, not all roles will be required for all rehearsals so actual rehearsal times will vary by role. There will be approximately 50 hours of preliminary table work with all of the cast done between January and February, then 150 approximate hours between end of February and the production week time period. This will require 8–9 hour rehearsal days on Saturdays and Sundays, particularly during the months of March and April. If you are unable to commit to the amount of rehearsal required, we do ask you to strongly reconsider auditioning to ensure that the limited audition slots are leveraged by actors who will be able to participate. Weekday rehearsals will occur in the evenings (after 9–5 business hours).
From 26 April – 7 May we will begin the production period during which we will do full runs of the show and focus on technical rehearsals and you must absolutely be available with no exceptions. The same timescales will apply (weekday rehearsals after 5pm, weekend days entirely open).
If you have a conflict with the date of auditions but are still interested in auditioning, please reach out to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. indicating your interest in auditioning virtually or at a separate time.
Auditions will be held at the NoName Theatre (Hietaniemenkatu 7B, 00100 Helsinki (5th floor).
If you have any questions leading up to the audition, please e-mail This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..